Florida Cops Take “Fast & Furious” Too Literally, Leave Scene Like It’s a Drive-Thru
WEST PALM BEACH, FL—In what can only be described as a Florida Man crossover episode with Bad Cops Gone Wild, seven officers were arrested after a high-speed chase ended in…
Florida Woman Fined $165K for Parking on Her Own Lawn
Sandy Martinez just wanted to live her life, but the city of Lantana had other plans—like charging her more than a luxury car for cracks in her driveway. The Crimes:…
Florida Mom Keeps Son’s Body for 2 Weeks Because “God Said So”
FORT PIERCE, FL — In a story so Florida it hurts, a 41-year-old mom allegedly suffocated her 6-year-old son because she thought he was possessed by a demon—because, you know,…
Florida Woman Declares War on Bubbles, Deploys Bear Mace in Neighborhood Battle Royale
TalesFromFlorida.com Exclusive In what can only be described as the most aggressive anti-bubble stance in recorded history, an 81-year-old Florida woman allegedly turned a peaceful afternoon of soapy fun into…
Florida Man’s Turn Signal Tantrum Ends in Jeep vs. Gunfire Showdown
Because nothing says “polite driving” like a full-blown WWE match on the streets of Bradenton. Bradenton, FL—In what can only be described as the most Florida way to handle a…
Florida Woman’s Brilliant Plan: Hide Drugs in the One Place Cops Definitely Won’t Look—Their Own Car
Because nothing says “smooth criminal” like trying to stash meth in a patrol vehicle. PALM COAST, FL—In a move that has left both law enforcement and the internet utterly baffled,…
Florida Woman Tries to Reenact Horror Movie, Fails Miserably When 12-Year-Old Victim Lives to Tell the Tale
CHARLOTTE COUNTY, FL—In a plot twist that even Florida Man didn’t see coming, a 35-year-old woman allegedly decided that a nature preserve was the perfect place to audition for the…
Florida Mom Tries Exorcism, Ends Up on the News Instead
Because apparently, holy water and sage weren’t enough… ST. LUCIE COUNTY, FL—In a story so Florida it practically comes with its own alligator warning, a local mom decided that parenting…