Florida Man’s Lawn Mower Heist Goes WHEELY Bad
PALM COAST, FL—Another day, another Florida Man story that proves truth is stranger than fiction—and way more ridiculous. Meet Willee Parker, a 42-year-old aspiring lawn care entrepreneur (or so we…
Florida Man Throws Chihuahua Like a Touchdown Pass—Because Why Not?
FORT MEYERS, FL — Move over, Tom Brady. There’s a new quarterback in town, and his spiral game is ruff. Meet Dalton Sousa, 30, the Florida man accused of launching…
Florida Man Brings Sword and Molotov Cocktail to a Disrespect Fight, Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Cape Coral, FL – In what can only be described as the most Florida way to handle a minor disagreement, a local man decided that a simple “Hey, bro, not…
Florida Officially Renamed “MoonPieTown” Because Why Not?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who follows bizarre Florida news, the great state of Florida has been officially rebranded—by a marshmallow sandwich. That’s right. MoonPie, the Tennessee-based…
Florida Woman Turns Bar Drama Into Full-Blown Cutlery Combat
Because nothing says “I’m sorry I left you at the bar” like a steak knife to the ear. PALM COAST, Fla. – In a shocking display of “hold my beer…
Florida Man Attempts to Break Land Speed Record… in a Honda Civic
Brooksville, FL – Move over, NASCAR, because Florida Man is here to show you how real speed demons do it. Brent Syrkin, 30, decided that the Suncoast Parkway’s 70 mph…
Florida Woman Takes “Hidden Treasure” to a Whole New Level
Because nothing says “I swear I’m not holding” like a surprise cavity search. BUNNELL, FL – What started as a simple traffic stop quickly turned into an episode of Florida’s…
Florida Man’s Airport Bomb Joke Flops Harder Than a TSA Pat-Down
By TalesFromFlorida.com Staff FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — In what might be the worst pickup line in aviation history, a 70-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to spark a romantic connection at…