Florida Man Strikes Again: Tequila Bandit Goes on Boozy Shopping Spree
Move over, Ocean’s Eleven—Florida has a new heist mastermind, and his weapon of choice is… a shopping basket? In what can only be described as the most Florida Valentine’s Day…
Florida Grandma Learns the Hard Way That Age Is Just a Number… Especially When You Slap a Cop
TalesFromFlorida.com Exclusive PALM COAST, FL – An 81-year-old Florida woman just discovered that being a senior citizen doesn’t grant you immunity from the law—especially when you decide to turn a…
Florida Woman Blames Botox for Failed Hurricane Aid Scam
Because looking 20 years younger doesn’t fool the government, sweetie. BRADENTON, FL—A local woman thought she had the perfect plan to score some sweet, sweet FEMA cash after hurricanes Helene…
Florida Woman Launches Burrito at Husband in Fast Food Feud, Police Say
ST. PETERSBURG, FL — Forget flowers and candles—this Florida couple celebrated a birthday with a full-blown fast food fight. According to police, 34-year-old Esha Persad was arrested after allegedly hurling…
Florida Man Takes “Explosive Divorce” Way Too Literally
TalesFromFlorida.com Exclusive Ah, Florida. The land of sunshine, alligators, and… homemade car bombs? That’s right, folks. In the latest installment of Florida Man Does Florida Things, we bring you the…
Florida Man’s Security Detail Costs More Than a Small Country’s GDP
PALM BEACH, FL—In a shocking turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, Palm Beach County just dropped a cool $20 million to keep former President Trump safe, completely draining…
Florida Man Kicks Off New Year By Throwing Fireworks at Cop Car Because… Florida
Because nothing says “Happy New Year” like committing a felony before breakfast. HERNANDO, FL—In what can only be described as the most Florida way to start 2025, a Citrus County…
Florida Man Denied Entry to USAA Building Says, “Fine, I’ll Do It Myself” – With a Car
Posted on TalesFromFlorida.com TAMPA, FL – When life closes a door, Florida Man opens it—with his car. Meet Robert Beaty, the 70-year-old Floridian who took “hold my beer” energy to…