Florida Woman Plays Deadly Game of Hide-and-Seek, Zips Boyfriend in Suitcase Like a Human Burrito
Winter Park, FL – In what can only be described as the world’s worst game of hide-and-seek, a Florida woman has been convicted of second-degree murder after zipping her boyfriend…
Florida Woman Turns Dildo Into a Deadly Weapon in Epic Domestic Dispute
Because in Florida, even the bedroom accessories aren’t safe from becoming evidence. FORT PIERCE, FL—Move over, Florida Man. Florida Woman just upped the ante in the Sunshine State’s never-ending saga…
Florida Woman Throws “First Date” Brick Through Ex’s Window, Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Property Damage
Ah, Florida—where love stories don’t end with tearful goodbyes, but with bricks through windows. Meet Sabrina Coyne, a 34-year-old who took “romantic keepsakes” to a whole new level by allegedly…
Florida Teen Brings a Whole New Meaning to “Shooting Hoops”
Because nothing says “school spirit” like bringing a handgun to a basketball game. Flagler County deputies had quite the surprise when a photo of a 14-year-old casually posing with a…
Florida Man Shoots Parents Because Dad Told Him to Get a Job and Stop Playing Video Games
Because nothing says “I’ll show you responsibility” like committing a felony. Bartow, FL – In what might be the most Florida Man way to avoid adulting, 23-year-old Joseph Voigt allegedly…
Florida Panthers Reveal Their Weirdest Hockey Superstitions (And We Can’t Stop Laughing)
Hockey players are a different breed—superstitious, particular, and sometimes just plain extra. The Florida Panthers recently spilled the beans on their quirkiest gear habits, and let’s just say… we have…
Florida Man’s Puppy Tantrum Goes Horribly Wrong—Because Apparently, Rugs Are Worth More Than Doggos
By TalesFromFlorida.com KISSIMMEE, FL—In the latest installment of Florida Man Does Florida Things, a 28-year-old dude named Marco Zuluaga decided that the appropriate response to a puppy’s bathroom accident was…
Florida Woman Declares War Over Missing Raising Cane’s Sauce, Chaos Ensues
Because nothing says “Florida” like a full-blown meltdown over dipping sauce. LARGO, FL—In what can only be described as a spicy situation, a Florida woman turned into a one-woman sauce…