Florida Gator Becomes Unexpected Uber for Turtle, Stops Traffic Like a Boss
Only in Florida does rush hour get interrupted by an alligator playing reptile chauffeur. That’s right—move over, Uber Pool, because a gator just became the most unexpected ride-share service when…
Florida Woman’s ‘Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs’ Bag Was, In Fact, A Bag Full Of Drugs
Because subtlety is overrated, and irony is alive and well in the Sunshine State. BREVARD COUNTY, FL—In a move that has left both law enforcement and the internet collectively facepalming,…
Florida Man Golfer vs. Alligator: The Ultimate Showdown on the PGA Tour
Because only in Florida does a pro golfer turn into a gator wrangler mid-tournament. PGA National in Palm Beach was supposed to be all about birdies and bogeys—until a real-life…
Florida Man’s Crime Spree Ends Thanks to a Box of Goldfish (Because of Course It Did)
Oh, Florida Man. Never change. In what might be the most Florida way to get caught, a Gulfport man was busted after leaving his fingerprints on—wait for it—a box of…
Florida Man Steals Car Dealership Ride After Loan Denial: “But I Spent My Last $50 on the Uber!”
VERO BEACH, FL — In a move that screams “Florida Man Logic,” Jason Vincent Vargesko of Malabar allegedly decided that if life wouldn’t give him a car loan, he’d just…
Florida Man Turns Planet Fitness Into Planet Felony in Gym Locker Heist Spree
Florida strikes again, folks. This time, we’ve got a gym rat who took “working out” to a whole new criminal level. Meet Thomas C. Dean, the Florida Man who allegedly…
Florida Woman Kills Wild Boar With a Mango in Most Florida Moment Ever
PINE ISLAND, FL — Move over, Florida Man. There’s a new legend in town, and her name is Carol Etscovitz, the woman who took down a wild boar with nothing…
Florida Woman’s Revenge Plan Goes Hilariously Wrong—She Vandalized the Wrong Car!
Ah, Florida. The land of sunshine, palm trees, and spectacular fails. This time, an 18-year-old woman decided to channel her inner Carrie Underwood and take revenge on her ex-boyfriend the…