Florida Man Takes Road Rage to the Next Level: “Honk at Me? That’s a Shootin’!”
DeLand, FL – In what can only be described as the most Florida Man way to handle minor inconveniences, 22-year-old Daniel Duarte decided that the appropriate response to a polite…
Florida Man Meets His Match: A Door
Because only in Florida does a door become a mortal enemy. In a tragic yet bizarre turn of events, a Florida man has officially lost a battle against… a door.…
Florida Man Tries to Claim Ownership of the Ocean (Again), Gets Told to Take a Swim
By TalesFromFlorida.com Oh, Florida Man. Never change. This time, we’ve got William Swaim, a developer who apparently woke up one day and decided, “You know what? I own the ocean…
Florida Man Stabs Pro-Trump Boss With Trowel, Blames Insanity (And Probably the Voices in His Head)
Because nothing says “workplace dispute” like a trowel to the chest and a dash of political chaos. In the latest installment of Florida Man vs. Common Sense, Mason Trevor Toney…
Florida Woman’s Bomb Threat Fails Miserably—Demands Evacuation of Golf Course ‘Except for Trump’
WEST PALM BEACH, FL—In what can only be described as the least covert assassination plot in history, a 60-year-old Boca Raton manicurist is facing federal charges after allegedly leaving bomb…
Florida Woman and Sheriff’s Office Engage in Epic Social Media Roast Battle Over Warrant
Move over, rap beefs—there’s a new showdown in town, and it’s between a Florida woman and the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office. And let’s just say, neither side is backing down.…
Florida’s Newest Tourist Attraction: The Chemtrail Hotline (Because of Course We Did)
Florida lawmakers have officially entered the “Hold My Beer” phase of legislation with a brand-new bill dedicated to investigating… checks notes… airplane farts. That’s right, folks—your tax dollars are about…
Florida Man Strikes Again: $100K Bacon Heist Leaves Police Scratching Their Heads
Because of course it’s Florida. In a move that would make even the most dedicated carnivore raise an eyebrow, a Miami man has been arrested for pulling off what can…