Florida Pizza Delivery Driver Goes Full “Florida Woman” Over $2 Tip, Stabs Pregnant Customer 14 Times
Because nothing says “customer service” like returning with a knife and a gun to settle a tip dispute. KISSIMMEE, FL — In what might be the most Florida way to…
Florida Man Shoots at Tree, Hits Neighbor’s House Instead—Then Admits, “Yeah, I’m a Dumb*”
Because nothing says “Florida” like drunken backyard target practice gone horribly wrong. A DeLand family got an unexpected home renovation Sunday afternoon—courtesy of their neighbor’s very questionable marksmanship. According to…
Florida Family Discovers “Nurse” Caring for Veteran Dad Was Actually Just Some Guy Who Watched a Lot of Grey’s Anatomy
By TalesFromFlorida.com JACKSONVILLE, FL—When the Moody family hired a home health nurse to care for their beloved veteran father, they expected a trained professional. What they got instead? A dude…
Florida Woman Discovers New Way to Keep Her Keys Safe—By Stabbing Them Into Her Own Foot
Because leaving them in a bowl by the door was just too mainstream. ST. PETERSBURG, FL—In a move that has left podiatrists baffled and denim enthusiasts horrified, 24-year-old Madison Martin…
Florida Sewers: Where Gators, Raccoons, and Ninja Turtles (Maybe) Hang Out
Move over, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles—Florida’s storm drains are officially the hottest underground real estate for wildlife. A recent study by the University of Florida revealed that the state’s sewer…
Florida Senior Golfer Gets Split Verdict in Wild Golf Course Beatdown
WEST PALM BEACH — In a case that proves Florida never runs out of bizarre crime stories, a 77-year-old golfer managed to convince a jury that shooting a dog walker…
Florida Man Strikes Again: Mall Shopper Shoots Himself While “Adjusting” His Gun
Because nothing says “casual shopping trip” like an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound. ORLANDO, FL — In a move that shocked absolutely no one, a Florida man turned a relaxing day…
Florida Woman’s Wild Ride: Speeding, Drugs, and a Deputy Snack Attack
Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like biting a cop in a school zone. Polk County deputies probably thought it was just another Tuesday morning—until they met Lara Alexandre. The 23-year-old…