Florida Woman Brings “Bring Your Kid to Work Day” to a Whole New Level
TalesFromFlorida.com In the latest installment of Florida Woman Does Florida Things, we bring you the story of Hany Matozes More, a 38-year-old who decided that subtlety is for losers and…
Florida Man Turns Elementary School Drop-Off Into WWE SmackDown
Because nothing says “good morning” like a parking lot brawl before the first bell. Marion County deputies were called to Greenway Elementary School this week after a 68-year-old Florida man…
Florida Man’s Stock Market Plot Goes BOOM (But Not the Way He Planned)
Because of course it’s Florida. In a tale so wild it could only come from the Sunshine State, a homeless Florida man was arrested this week for allegedly plotting to…
Florida Man Arrested After Terrifying Locals With a ‘Chucky’ Doll Like It’s a Totally Normal Tuesday
Surfside, FL – Just another day in Florida, where the weirdness never sleeps and the crime reports read like rejected Goosebumps plots. This time, a 35-year-old man decided that waving…
Florida Man’s Brilliant Plan: Snort the Evidence Before the Cops Can Find It
Because nothing says “innocent” like aggressively consuming your own stash mid-chase. HOLIDAY, Fla. – In a move that can only be described as peak Florida Man logic, 40-year-old Joel Craig…
Florida Man Decides ATV Noise Deserves the Death Penalty, Cops Disagree
Winter Garden, FL — In what can only be described as the most Florida response to a noise complaint ever, a 57-year-old man allegedly took matters into his own hands—literally—by…
Florida Man Strikes Again: Lawn Mower Rampage Leaves Trail of Mailbox Destruction
Florida, the land of sunshine, palm trees, and… lawn mower mayhem? In what can only be described as the most Florida thing to happen this week (so far), a man…
Florida Man Declares War on Walmart Drone, Loses Battle (and $5,000)
Because nothing says “I fear surveillance” like unloading a 9mm into the sky over a suburban neighborhood. The Incident: Dennis Winn, a 72-year-old Florida Man™, was just minding his own…