Florida Mom Ditches Kid for Phone Charging Session, Because Priorities
Oh Florida, never change. In a story that somehow manages to be both heartbreaking and peak Florida, a 6-year-old girl and her dog were found abandoned in a Deltona front…
Billionaire Televangelist’s Florida Condo Sale Has Us Asking: “Blessed Water” or Just Holy Markup?
Sunny Isles Beach, FL—When your condo comes with its own car elevator but you still can’t escape the IRS, you know you’ve reached peak Florida Man status. Brazilian televangelist Edir…
Florida’s Retirement Rebellion: The Villages Trades Golf Carts for Protest Signs
Florida’s most famous retirement community, The Villages, is known for three things: golf carts, early bird specials, and an undying love for all things Republican. But this weekend, something shocking…
Florida Woman Texts Sheriff Instead of Drug Dealer, Gets Instant Karma
In what might be the least stealthy drug deal attempt of 2025, a Florida woman accidentally texted the wrong person when trying to score fentanyl—and by “wrong,” we mean a…
Florida Man Forgets to Hide His Cocaine Before Calling Cops About a Break-In (Because Priorities)
FROSTPROOF, FL – In a move that can only be described as peak Florida Man logic, 54-year-old Everett Brown decided to call the cops after a 14-year-old allegedly kicked in…
Florida Woman Calls 911 Over 30 Times in a Year—Because Her Knee Hurt and She ‘Has No Friends’
Move over, Florida Man—there’s a new legend in town, and her name is Helen Thompson, the undisputed queen of 911 misuse. DUNNELLON, FL—In a shocking twist that absolutely no one…
Florida Man Turns Drug Deal Into Wild West Chase—On a Horse
Because why run when you can trot dramatically through traffic? JACKSONVILLE, FL—Move over, The Fast and the Furious, because Florida Man just rewrote the script—The Slow and the Equine. Meet…
Florida Woman’s Bizarre Mountain Dew Defense Fails Miserably, Gets 35 Years for Hammer-Time Murder
Because pouring soda on yourself is totally how you outsmart DNA evidence. In a move that can only be described as “Florida Woman Logic,” 37-year-old Nichole Maks thought she could…