Miami, FL – Move over, Ocean’s Eleven, because Angelina Chenel Esty just wrote her own blockbuster crime spree—starring herself as the mastermind who allegedly drugged men and snatched their luxury watches like she was collecting Pokémon.
Act 1: The Doral Heist (Because Nothing Says Romance Like Passing Out and Waking Up Watchless)
Our story begins at the infamous E11even Miami, where one unlucky gentleman thought he was bringing home a fun nightcap. Instead, he woke up feeling like he’d been hit by a truck—and his Rolex was MIA. Surveillance footage showed Esty casually dipping out like she had a hot date with a pawn shop.
Act 2: Brickell Betrayal (Because Two Thieves Are Better Than One?)
Next stop: Blackbird Lounge in Brickell, where Esty allegedly rolled deep with a partner-in-crime named “Ciara.” The victim, clearly a trusting soul, invited both women back to his place. Big mistake. By morning, his room looked like a tornado hit it, his $11K Rolex was gone, and—plot twist—Esty left behind her ID like a villain in a bad heist movie.
Act 3: Fontainebleau Fiasco (Because Why Stop at Two?)
Esty’s grand finale? The Fontainebleau, where she reportedly sweet-talked a guy into inviting her up, slipped him a mystery drink (probably not a mimosa), and vanished with another Rolex and a diamond bracelet. Security footage confirmed it was her, because apparently, she wasn’t even trying to wear a disguise.
The Aftermath: Jail or Just a Really Bad Yelp Review?
Esty now faces grand theft and burglary charges, proving that crime doesn’t pay—unless you count temporary access to fancy watches before the cops catch up.
Moral of the Story? If a Florida woman offers you a drink and your Rolex suddenly feels lighter… you might want to check your wrist.