Flagler County, FL – Move over, Fast & Furious, because Florida just delivered its own version of vehicular chaos—starring a woman, a teen on an e-bike, and a sidewalk that never signed up for this nonsense.
According to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office, a woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly turning her car into a makeshift cop cruiser to chase down a teenager riding an electric bicycle. Because nothing says “responsible adult” like treating a kid on a bike like a fugitive in a low-budget action movie.
Witnesses report the woman revved her engine, swerved onto the sidewalk, and gave the teen the kind of adrenaline rush usually reserved for theme park rides. The only thing missing? A dramatic slow-motion shot of the teen looking back in terror while their snack flies out of their backpack.
Authorities haven’t released the woman’s motive, but Florida logic suggests it could be anything from “he looked at me funny” to “I just really hate e-bikes.” Either way, she’s now facing charges, proving once again that Florida’s highways—and sidewalks—are the Wild West of bad decisions.
The teen, meanwhile, is probably telling their friends, “You won’t believe what happened on my ride home.” And honestly? We believe it. Because in Florida, if it’s not a gator in a pool, it’s a rogue driver turning a leisurely bike ride into a scene from Grand Theft Auto.
Stay safe out there, folks. And maybe invest in a dashcam—for your e-bike.