Move over, nosy neighbors—Florida has a new kind of backyard drama.
One Miami woman got the shock of her life when she realized she wasn’t the only one enjoying her backyard oasis. Nope, she had a new roommate—a massive, egg-laying crocodile who apparently thought her property was prime real estate for raising a family.
“She Just Moved In Like She Paid Rent”
According to the homeowner, the scaly squatter showed up unannounced and immediately made herself at home. Not only did the crocodile settle in comfortably, but she also decided to lay eggs just feet from the house. Because nothing says “welcome home” like a prehistoric predator setting up a nursery next to your patio.
The woman, who wisely chose not to confront the reptile directly (because Florida Man tendencies are optional), called wildlife officials instead. Because, let’s be real—evicting a 10-foot crocodile is way above the average HOA’s pay grade.
Wildlife Officials: “Yeah, This Happens”
Florida Fish and Wildlife arrived to assess the situation, likely muttering, “Again?” under their breath. Turns out, crocodiles—once endangered—are making a comeback in South Florida. And like any good Floridian, they’re taking full advantage of the housing market.
Officials confirmed the croc was indeed a mama protecting her nest, which means she definitely wasn’t leaving without a fight. So, instead of a dramatic eviction, they opted for the “let’s just wait until she’s done” approach. Because nobody wants to mess with a hormonal reptile who’s already stressed about childcare.
The Lesson Here?
If you live in Florida, your backyard isn’t really yours—it’s just a timeshare with nature. And sometimes, nature brings teeth.