Ah, Florida Man strikes again—this time with a revenge plot so poorly thought out, it belongs in the Bad Decisions Hall of Fame. Meet Lafayette Lee, a 38-year-old Broward County resident who decided the best way to get back at his ex-girlfriend was… to send her nude pics and videos to her own children.
Because nothing says “I’m totally over this breakup” like traumatizing minors with unsolicited content they never asked to see.
The Breakup That Sparked a Genius Plan
After dating for three years, Lee and his ex called it quits in December 2024. Instead of doing the mature thing—like binge-eating ice cream or angrily swiping on Tinder—Lee went full Petty King and allegedly sent five nude photos and one video of his ex to her three kids.
Because, you know, that’ll show her.
The Phone Call That Sealed His Fate
When cops got involved, they had the woman call Lee while they listened in. The conversation went about as well as you’d expect:
Ex-Girlfriend: “That was low as f— how you sent all them nude videos and s— to my kids.”
Lee (allegedly): “That was low as f— what you did.”
Ah yes, the classic “No, YOU’RE the bad one!” defense. Bold strategy, Lafayette.
The Legal Consequences (Because of Course There Were)
Lee now faces two counts of sexual cyberharassment and one count of transmitting harmful material to minors. As of this week, he’s enjoying the luxurious accommodations of Broward County Jail on a cool $40,000 bond.
Moral of the Story?
If your breakup has you feeling vengeful, maybe just… don’t involve the kids? Or, better yet, channel that energy into something productive—like learning to knit or finally starting that podcast no one asked for.
Because sending nudes to minors? That’s not just a bad idea—it’s a Florida Man idea.