Because of course he did.
There’s something in the Florida water that makes people look at a perfectly terrible idea and go, “Yep, that’s the move.” Case in point: A Florida man took a wrecked car—already a questionable life choice—and decided the best course of action was to chop the entire top off and turn it into what can only be described as a “hillbilly racer.”
The Backstory (If You Can Call It That)
According to the man himself, this masterpiece of questionable engineering started as a side-damaged car. Most people would either fix it or scrap it. But not this guy. Nope. He saw an opportunity to create something truly Florida—a car with no roof, no doors, and absolutely no regard for things like rain or basic physics.
The Features (If You Can Call Them That)
- Working A/C: Because nothing says “luxury” like blasting cold air into the open sky while driving a metal shoebox.
- One Seat Only: He removed all other seats, probably because no sane person would willingly ride in this thing.
- Top Speed of 95 MPH: A bold choice for a vehicle that looks like it was assembled in a junkyard by a raccoon on energy drinks.
The Interview (If You Can Call It That)
When asked why he did this, his answer was a meandering journey through thoughts like “women breaking nails” and “people sleeping in vans.” Translation: Florida Man logic cannot be explained, only admired.
The Verdict
Is it safe? Absolutely not.
Is it legal? Probably not.
Is it the most Florida thing you’ll see today? 100% yes.
Watch the video (if you dare) and witness automotive chaos in its purest form. Just don’t try this at home—unless you, too, have been blessed by the Florida Man gene. 🚗💨