Ah, Florida. The land of sunshine, palm trees, and… checks notes… public indecency at state parks?
Meet Martin Earl Lebouef, a 60-year-old Freeport man who decided Topsail State Park was the perfect place to let it all hang out. Literally.
Deputies arrived to find Lebouef chilling between two umbrellas—completely nude—with a collection of beer cans (not beef cans, as initially reported, because that would’ve been a whole different kind of Florida Man story). But wait, there’s more! Next to him? A lonely pair of women’s underwear. No women in sight.
The real kicker? This was all happening in full view of families enjoying a nice beach day. Thankfully, only two adults witnessed the unofficial beachside peep show before deputies swooped in to shut it down.
Lebouef was arrested for exposure of sexual organs (because, duh) and posted a cool $2,500 bond the next day. Meanwhile, the Walton County Sheriff’s Office confirmed this was not connected to another recent flashing incident, because apparently, Florida has a recurring problem with people forgetting their swimsuits.
Moral of the story? If you’re heading to the beach, remember three things: sunscreen, a towel, and—most importantly—pants.