Because nothing says “casual shopping trip” like an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound.
ORLANDO, FL — In a move that shocked absolutely no one, a Florida man turned a relaxing day at the mall into a chaotic scene straight out of an action movie—except the only casualty was his own foot (or wherever he shot himself, because let’s be real, we’re not entirely sure).
According to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office, a man in his 20s was just adjusting his gun at the Florida Mall when—whoops—it went off. Because, you know, guns are like fidget spinners—sometimes they just accidentally discharge.
Witnesses Describe the Chaos
Shoppers enjoying their Sunday retail therapy were treated to a bonus adrenaline rush when people started sprinting out of the mall like it was Black Friday and the last 80% off TV just got stocked.
“People were crying. Kids lost their moms. Older people were on the ground. It was crazy,” said Breanna Douglas, who was just trying to enjoy a pre-cruise meal before witnessing what she probably assumed was the start of a zombie apocalypse.
The Aftermath
Thankfully, the only person injured was the guy who apparently thought handling a loaded firearm in public was a totally normal thing to do. He was rushed to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, which means he’ll live to hopefully learn a very important lesson about gun safety.
Deputies quickly assured everyone there was “no threat to the community,” unless you count the threat of sheer stupidity.
Florida Mall: Come for the Shopping, Stay for the Unexpected Excitement
The Florida Mall, Central Florida’s largest shopping center, is known for its 250+ stores, great deals, and now—unplanned live-action gun safety demonstrations.
Simon Property Group, the mall’s owner, has yet to comment, but we’re guessing they’ll be adding “No Adjusting Your Firearm in Public” to their list of rules right next to “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.”
In Conclusion
Another day, another Florida Man making headlines for all the wrong reasons. Stay safe out there, folks—and maybe leave the gun adjustments for after you leave the food court.