SARASOTA, FL—In a shocking twist that proves Florida Man never takes a day off, a former New College of Florida employee has been arrested for repeatedly exposing himself in department store dressing rooms. Because nothing says “retail therapy” like a surprise nudist experience.
Meet Fredrick Piccolo Jr., the man who apparently thought the best way to shop for clothes was without them. According to arrest records, Piccolo made quite the impression at Sarasota’s University Town Center Mall, where he allegedly treated multiple female employees to unrequested peep shows in dressing rooms at Banana Republic and Dillard’s.
The Incident(s) in Question:
– Banana Republic: Piccolo allegedly stood in a pulled-down bathing suit, engaging in ahem “self-exploration” while asking for fashion advice. (Pro tip: If you’re not buying anything, you’re just loitering—with extra steps.)
– Dillard’s (Round 1): He went full birthday suit, making zero effort to cover up while asking a sales associate for help. She noped out, called another employee, and—plot twist—he did it again.
– Dillard’s (Round 2): Third time’s the charm? Nope. Another employee got an eyeful before Piccolo finally decided to buy something (probably to prove he wasn’t just there for the free views).
But wait—there’s more! Piccolo also allegedly pulled over a woman on the street to ask for directions, then returned moments later completely naked while still asking for directions. Because nothing says “lost tourist” like full-frontal navigation.
The Fallout:
– New College of Florida confirmed Piccolo is no longer employed there (shocking).
– Piccolo has pleaded not guilty because apparently, he thinks this was all just a misunderstanding.
Bonus Drama: This isn’t Piccolo’s first rodeo with questionable behavior. Former State Rep. Jackie Toledo once sued him for sending her “grossly offensive” texts, which he dismissed as “friendly banter.” (Note to self: redefine “friendly.”)
His trial is set for May 27. Until then, Sarasota shoppers are advised to knock before entering any dressing rooms. Just in case.