Florida Man Fails at Fleeing, Forgets Kid in Car During Drug Deal Gone Wrong
ORMOND BEACH, FL — In a classic Florida Man move, Trevin Smith, 32, managed to check off every “Worst Decisions Ever” bingo square in just one afternoon. It all started…
Florida Man vs. Egg Mystery Kid: The Case of the Overzealous Parking Enforcer
TAMPA, FL — In a scene that could only unfold in the Sunshine State, a Florida man took the phrase “egg on your face” way too literally this weekend. Meet…
Florida Woman vs. SUV: The Most Florida Standoff Ever
Only in Florida does a routine parking lot disagreement turn into a full-blown action movie scene. This week, a woman found herself in the middle of a very Floridian crisis…
Florida Man Strikes Again: Goes Full Nudist in Mall Dressing Rooms
SARASOTA, FL—In a shocking twist that proves Florida Man never takes a day off, a former New College of Florida employee has been arrested for repeatedly exposing himself in department…
Florida Man Shoots Himself, Fakes Cancer for Love (Because That’s Totally Normal)
Oh, Florida. Never change. Meet Alexander Lefort, a 30-year-old FedEx employee who took “desperate for attention” to a whole new level. According to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, this guy…
Florida Man’s Wild Night Out Ends With a $17K Rolex and His Dignity Missing
DELRAY BEACH, FL— Another day, another Florida Man story that makes you question every life choice that led you to this moment. This time, a Delray Beach dude learned the…
“Florida Bride-to-Be and Driver Get Speeding Ticket Instead of ‘I Do’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Forever’ Like a Mandatory Court Date”
STUART, FL – A Florida bride gave new meaning to the phrase “racing to the altar”—literally. Police say her driver was caught going 105 mph in a desperate attempt to…
Florida Man Brings Whole New Meaning to “Cutting in Line” After Stabbing Woman Over Kid Criticism
Because nothing says “parenting win” like pulling an 8-inch chef’s knife on a stranger at the butcher counter. PORT CHARLOTTE, FL—Florida Man strikes again, and this time, he’s bringing dinner…