Florida Woman Takes “Hidden Treasure” to a Whole New Level
Because nothing says “I swear I’m not holding” like a surprise cavity search. BUNNELL, FL – What started as a simple traffic stop quickly turned into an episode of Florida’s…
Florida Man Attempts to Break Land Speed Record… in a Honda Civic
Brooksville, FL – Move over, NASCAR, because Florida Man is here to show you how real speed demons do it. Brent Syrkin, 30, decided that the Suncoast Parkway’s 70 mph…
Florida Woman Turns Bar Drama Into Full-Blown Cutlery Combat
Because nothing says “I’m sorry I left you at the bar” like a steak knife to the ear. PALM COAST, Fla. – In a shocking display of “hold my beer…
Florida Officially Renamed “MoonPieTown” Because Why Not?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who follows bizarre Florida news, the great state of Florida has been officially rebranded—by a marshmallow sandwich. That’s right. MoonPie, the Tennessee-based…
Florida Man Brings Sword and Molotov Cocktail to a Disrespect Fight, Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Cape Coral, FL – In what can only be described as the most Florida way to handle a minor disagreement, a local man decided that a simple “Hey, bro, not…
Florida Man Throws Chihuahua Like a Touchdown Pass—Because Why Not?
FORT MEYERS, FL — Move over, Tom Brady. There’s a new quarterback in town, and his spiral game is ruff. Meet Dalton Sousa, 30, the Florida man accused of launching…
Florida Man’s Lawn Mower Heist Goes WHEELY Bad
PALM COAST, FL—Another day, another Florida Man story that proves truth is stranger than fiction—and way more ridiculous. Meet Willee Parker, a 42-year-old aspiring lawn care entrepreneur (or so we…
Florida Man’s Craigslist Fail: “Looking for Ice or Crack” Lands Him in the Slammer
Ah, Florida. The land of sunshine, palm trees, and… checks notes… people trying to buy drugs on Craigslist like it’s the classifieds section of a 1990s newspaper. Meet Anthony Mata,…