Florida Man Attempts to Break Land Speed Record… in a Honda Civic
Brooksville, FL – Move over, NASCAR, because Florida Man is here to show you how real speed demons do it. Brent Syrkin, 30, decided that the Suncoast Parkway’s 70 mph…
Florida Woman Turns Bar Drama Into Full-Blown Cutlery Combat
Because nothing says “I’m sorry I left you at the bar” like a steak knife to the ear. PALM COAST, Fla. – In a shocking display of “hold my beer…
Florida Man Throws Chihuahua Like a Touchdown Pass—Because Why Not?
FORT MEYERS, FL — Move over, Tom Brady. There’s a new quarterback in town, and his spiral game is ruff. Meet Dalton Sousa, 30, the Florida man accused of launching…
Florida Man’s Lawn Mower Heist Goes WHEELY Bad
PALM COAST, FL—Another day, another Florida Man story that proves truth is stranger than fiction—and way more ridiculous. Meet Willee Parker, a 42-year-old aspiring lawn care entrepreneur (or so we…
Florida Man’s Craigslist Fail: “Looking for Ice or Crack” Lands Him in the Slammer
Ah, Florida. The land of sunshine, palm trees, and… checks notes… people trying to buy drugs on Craigslist like it’s the classifieds section of a 1990s newspaper. Meet Anthony Mata,…
Florida Woman Blames Car’s “Bad Alignment” for Drunk Driving Fail
This week in Tales From Florida: Where bad decisions meet even worse excuses. “My Car’s Alignment Made Me Do It!” A 43-year-old Middleburg woman decided to put her driving skills—and…
Florida Man Turns Wrecked Car Into a “Permanent Convertible” Because… Florida
Because of course he did. There’s something in the Florida water that makes people look at a perfectly terrible idea and go, “Yep, that’s the move.” Case in point: A…
Florida Man Kicks Off New Year By Throwing Fireworks at Cop Car Because… Florida
Because nothing says “Happy New Year” like committing a felony before breakfast. HERNANDO, FL—In what can only be described as the most Florida way to start 2025, a Citrus County…