Florida Man’s Stock Market Plot Goes BOOM (But Not the Way He Planned)
Because of course it’s Florida. In a tale so wild it could only come from the Sunshine State, a homeless Florida man was arrested this week for allegedly plotting to…
Florida Man Texts Homeowner About His Forgotten Cocaine During Trespassing Eviction
Because nothing says “Oops, my bad!” like a drug confession via text message. The Scene: Holmes County, Florida—where the air is fresh, the beaches are beautiful, and the criminals are…
Florida Man in Dalmatian Onesie Outruns Cops, Loses Flip-Flops, Still Gets Caught Like a Total Goof
Because Nothing Says “I’m Innocent” Like Fleeing in a Dog Costume TAMPA, FL— In a scene straight out of a rejected Paw Patrol script, a Florida man decided that the…
Florida Man Calls in Bomb Threat to Police… From a Medical Facility (Because Florida)
By TalesFromFlorida.com Oh, Florida. Never change. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, another Sunshine State legend emerges to remind us why we’re the undisputed champions of What Were…
Florida Man Declares War on Walmart Drone, Loses Battle (and $5,000)
Because nothing says “I fear surveillance” like unloading a 9mm into the sky over a suburban neighborhood. The Incident: Dennis Winn, a 72-year-old Florida Man™, was just minding his own…
Florida Man’s Brilliant Plan: Snort the Evidence Before the Cops Can Find It
Because nothing says “innocent” like aggressively consuming your own stash mid-chase. HOLIDAY, Fla. – In a move that can only be described as peak Florida Man logic, 40-year-old Joel Craig…
Florida Man’s Satanic Banner Battle Heads to Court—Because of Course It Does
Florida is no stranger to bizarre legal battles, but this one takes the (devil’s food) cake. Meet Timothy “Chaz” Stevens, a self-proclaimed minister of the Church of Satanology and Perpetual…
Florida Man Turns Flooded House Into Jet Ski Playground Because, Of Course He Does
Hurricanes? Flooding? Again? This Florida Man said, “Hold my beer—actually, no, I need that. Just watch this.” After Hurricane Milton decided to turn his home into an indoor swimming pool…