Florida Man vs. Egg Mystery Kid: The Case of the Overzealous Parking Enforcer
TAMPA, FL — In a scene that could only unfold in the Sunshine State, a Florida man took the phrase “egg on your face” way too literally this weekend. Meet…
Florida Man Offers Cops a Drink Mid-Chase Because Why Not?
SEBRING, FL — Only in Florida does a police chase turn into happy hour. Richard Christopher Smith, 39, decided that fleeing from the cops wasn’t stressful enough—so he spiced things…
Florida Man Strikes Again: Goes Full Nudist in Mall Dressing Rooms
SARASOTA, FL—In a shocking twist that proves Florida Man never takes a day off, a former New College of Florida employee has been arrested for repeatedly exposing himself in department…
Florida Man Shoots Himself, Fakes Cancer for Love (Because That’s Totally Normal)
Oh, Florida. Never change. Meet Alexander Lefort, a 30-year-old FedEx employee who took “desperate for attention” to a whole new level. According to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, this guy…
Florida Doomsday Prepper Family’s Wild Ride Ends in Bizarre Ambush Drama
Lake County, FL – In a story so Florida it could only happen here, a doomsday-prepping family’s apocalyptic vision went way off-script, leaving deputies, dead dogs, and a whole lot…
Florida Woman Goes Full ‘Jason Bourne’ After Believing CIA Was After Her (Spoiler: They Weren’t)
Because nothing says “Florida Man” like a 65-year-old woman leading cops on a wild chase while waving a gun and blaming the CIA. Pinellas County deputies thought they were pulling…
Florida Man Throws Tantrum Over Lemonade Stand’s “No Free Refills” Policy, Gets Arrested (Because of Course He Did)
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, a Florida man has once again proven that the Sunshine State is the undisputed champion of bizarre crimes. Steven Cusumano,…
Florida Teens Attack Easter Bunny in Most Florida Man Easter Story Ever
Because nothing says “Happy Easter” like assaulting a giant bunny at the mall. NAPLES, FL—In what might be the most Florida Easter crime ever, three teenagers decided that the true…