Ever wondered what happens when Florida and cocaine mix? Buckle up, because this category dives into the wild, wacky, and downright bizarre tales where Florida’s infamous adventures and the white powder collide in the most unexpected (and hilarious) ways. It’s like a recipe for chaos, with a sprinkle of crazy!
Because nothing says “family-friendly vacation” like smuggling drugs into the Happiest Place on Earth. In a move that can only be described as peak Florida Man, 44-year-old Dustin Lee Wallace…
By TalesFromFlorida.com Only in Florida does a drug bust turn into a slapstick chase scene straight out of a low-budget action comedy. Meet Nicole Wert, 34, and her unnamed brother—two…
Beaumont, TX – A Florida woman’s cross-country adventure took a slight detour this week when Beaumont Police discovered her U-Haul wasn’t just packed with grandma’s antique furniture—unless grandma was really…
BREVARD COUNTY, FL—In the latest installment of Florida Man vs. Common Sense, a Merritt Island man has taken the phrase “hold the pickles” to a whole new level. Edward Cocaine…
FROSTPROOF, FL – In a move that can only be described as peak Florida Man logic, 54-year-old Everett Brown decided to call the cops after a 14-year-old allegedly kicked in…
Because nothing says “Oops, my bad!” like a drug confession via text message. The Scene: Holmes County, Florida—where the air is fresh, the beaches are beautiful, and the criminals are…
Because nothing says “innocent” like aggressively consuming your own stash mid-chase. HOLIDAY, Fla. – In a move that can only be described as peak Florida Man logic, 40-year-old Joel Craig…
SPRING HILL, FL—Move over, Breaking Bad, because Florida Man just rewrote the script—this time with more diamonds and way less subtlety. Pedro Martinez, 54, owner of Three J Jewelers in…
