Because of course it happened in Florida.
A 46-year-old woman, Stephanie Wegman, is making headlines after allegedly getting caught in a very inappropriate situation at the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery in Sumter County. And no, we’re not talking about ghost hunting.
According to reports, a state trooper pulled into the historic graveyard (which hasn’t seen a new resident since the 1920s) to let his K9 stretch its legs. Instead of a peaceful stroll among the tombstones, he stumbled upon Wegman and a male companion getting cozy at the back of the cemetery.
Because nothing says romance like a graveyard picnic, right?
But wait—it gets worse.
When the trooper asked for ID, the couple scrambled to put clothes on and grab their belongings from their car. That’s when the K9 decided to join the party, sniffing out meth, Xanax, and Oxycodone in the vehicle. Wegman was promptly arrested on multiple drug charges—because apparently, cemetery rendezvous wasn’t the only illegal activity on the agenda.
The man involved? He was taken to the hospital for a preexisting leg injury (maybe from running from his life choices?). No charges for him—yet.
Meanwhile, Wegman is sitting in jail without bond, probably rethinking her life decisions.
Moral of the story? If you’re going to break the law, maybe don’t do it in a place where the only witnesses are literal ghosts.
(TalesFromFlorida.com – Because Florida never disappoints.)