JACKSONVILLE, FL — 21-year-old Journee McGrew decided to take “DIY justice” to a whole new level. After swinging a hammer at a 41-year-old man who had allegedly been grooming her since she was eight, she left a note on his body that was equal parts brutal and meme-worthy.
The Setup: A Text, Some Drinks, and a Whole Lot of Regret
According to reports, McGrew lured the man to her apartment with a spicy text, pretending she was down for a little Netflix and… well, you know. But when he showed up expecting a good time, she hit him with the ultimate plot twist—a hammer and a handwritten note that screamed, “PEDO Touches Children” in green highlighter.
(We’re not sure if the highlighter was for emphasis or just because it was the only thing within arm’s reach, but either way—iconic.)
The Confrontation: When “No” Means “Hammer Time”
Things escalated faster than a Florida thunderstorm when the man allegedly got aggressive. McGrew, channeling her inner Florida Woman Survival Instincts, grabbed a hammer, concealed it like a pro, and then—BAM!—sent him to the afterlife with a single swing.
Her exact words to her dad afterward? “I think he’s dead, Daddy.”
(Casual.)
The Aftermath: Cops, Charges, and a Whole Lot of Questions
When police arrived, they found the man outside her apartment, very dead, with McGrew’s note still proudly displayed. Investigators later learned that this wasn’t just a random act of violence—McGrew claimed the man had been sexually abusing her since she was a literal child.
Now, she’s facing charges for second-degree murder and tampering with evidence, but let’s be real—the internet is already debating whether she deserves a medal instead of jail time.
The Big Question: Was This Premeditated or Just Really Bad Decision-Making?
Cops asked McGrew if she planned to kill him when she invited him over. Her response? REDACTED.
(Which, honestly, makes it even more mysterious. Did she have a whole PowerPoint presentation ready, or was this just spur-of-the-moment Florida justice?)
Final Thoughts
While we don’t condone vigilante justice, we do appreciate the sheer audacity of leaving a note calling out a predator in green highlighter.