Ah, Florida. The land of sunshine, palm trees, and spectacular fails. This time, an 18-year-old woman decided to channel her inner Carrie Underwood and take revenge on her ex-boyfriend the only way she knew how: spray paint and eggs.
Spoiler alert: She got the wrong car.
That’s right, folks. In a classic case of Florida Man (or in this case, Florida Woman) logic, this young vigilante and her 16-year-old sidekick rolled up to what they thought was her ex’s ride and went full Picasso on it. Yellow spray paint? Check. Eggs? Check. Absolute chaos? Double check.
But here’s the kicker—it wasn’t even his car.
Nope. Turns out, she vandalized his neighbor’s vehicle. Because nothing says “I’m over you” like committing a felony on an innocent bystander’s property.
When deputies arrived, they found the dynamic duo with all the essentials for a terrible decision: two Four Lokos, an empty Crown Royal bottle, some weed, and—of course—the incriminating can of yellow spray paint.
The 18-year-old now faces charges including criminal mischief, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, underage drinking, and—because why not—DUI. Meanwhile, her 16-year-old accomplice got slapped with a possession charge.
Moral of the story? If you’re going to go full Before He Cheats on someone’s car, maybe—just maybe—double-check the license plate first.
Or, you know, just don’t.
Stay tuned for more Florida shenanigans, because you know there’s always another one coming.