PORT ORANGE, FL — Another day, another Florida woman making headlines for all the wrong reasons. This time, 41-year-old Alexis Rosati decided that a simple parking dispute at Walmart just wasn’t dramatic enough—so she allegedly took things up a notch by impersonating a police officer.
That’s right. Instead of just flipping the bird or muttering under her breath like a normal person, Rosati reportedly went full “Ma’am, this is a Walmart” and tried to flex some fake authority. Witnesses say the whole thing went down when she got into it with another shopper over a parking spot—because nothing brings out Florida’s finest like a good old-fashioned parking lot showdown.
Details are still fuzzy on how exactly she tried to pull off the cop act (badge? siren noises? flashing her phone flashlight?), but whatever she did, it was not convincing enough to avoid getting arrested. Volusia County deputies were not amused and promptly slapped her with charges for impersonating an officer.
Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like pretending to be law enforcement over a Walmart parking spot.
This is Florida, folks—where the drama is free, but the bail money is not.
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